80 Cringey and Cheesy Pick-up Lines That Will Make You LOL

Ahh, the fragile dance of flirting. You want to ask for the name and start a conversation, but you’re just so nervous. Instead of making a move, you end up tiptoeing. You break the ice by dropping an unforgettable pick-up line. *mic drop*

Or you could borrow a very buzzing pick-up line by Leonard Hofstadter from the Big Bang Theory that goes “Hi I’m (name). You are beautiful. You pop, sparkle, and buzz electric.” Quick tip: emphasize the word “electric” so it sounds like eeee-lectric.

Puns aside, I know what you’re thinking – pick-up lines can be cringey. And I agree, they can be very, very cringey that sometimes you cannot help but laugh your heart out after hearing one. Even though pick-up lines have an “interesting” reputation, they are great for starting conversations and learning new vocabulary.

The Unforgettable List

1. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
2. Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
3. Are you a magnet? Because you sure are attracting me over here.
4. Let’s flip a coin. Head’s you’re mine, tails I’m yours.
5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
6. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
7. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
8. Do you play soccer? Because you look like a keeper.
9. I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date.
10. Any chance you have an extra heart? Mine’s been stolen!
Giphy / Kaho Yoshida
11. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
12. I hope our love will be like the number Pi: irrational and endless!
13. Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!
14. You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
15. Do you have a band aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
16. You must be made of Copper and Tellurium, because you’re CuTe!
17. Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!
18. If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.
19. I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
20. I was going to say something really sweet about you. But when I saw you, I became speechless.
Giphy / yippywhippy
21. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
22. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten-I-see!
23. Are you wi-fi? Because I’m totally feeling a connection.
24. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.