How To Say “Thank You” In Russian

What would I do for a Klondike bar? I would totally knit one blanket for a Klondike bar. Ha, but that’s only if I know how to knit. Since I don’t know how to knit, I would just get a knitted blanket for a Klondike bar. Or I would actually eat locusts for a Klondike bar. Nah, I would not actually eat locusts for a Klondike bar. I don’t have the appetite and the strength to eat locusts for now. So I wouldn’t eat them. But if you want to eat locusts for a Klondike bar, I would be your biggest cheerleader ever. Woo!

Now, what would you do for a Klondike bar? Would you learn different ways of saying “thank you” in Russian? I mean learning this is as adventurous as knitting a blanket or eating locusts, that's for sure. So would you? Unfortunately, I am not taking no for an answer so that means you’re going to learn how to say “thank you” in Russian. But don’t worry, I will be learning these thank you phrases with you.

• thank you: спасибо (spa-si-bo)
• I am grateful: Благодарю (bla-go-dar-yu)
• thank you very much: спасибочки (spa-si-boch-ki)
• thanks a lot: Большое спасибо (bol-sho-yeh spa-si-bo)
• thanks a lot: спаси́бо большо́е (spa-si-bo bol-sho-ye)
• I thank you: я благодарю́ вас (ya bla-go-dar-yu va)
• thank you *cute version: спасибки (spa-sib-ki)
• thanks for your help: спасибо за помощь (spa-si-bo za po-moshch)
• I am very grateful: тебе очень признателен (te-be o-chen priz-na-te-len)
• you’re welcome: пожалуйста (po-zha-lus-ta)